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Friday, February 11, 2011

California – cool… but Valentine pyjamas save the day

After 5 months dodging the cold fronts one finally caught up with us in California and we froze for 3 nights. Although the days were warmish the nights were a killer. The 1st night we were at over 4000ft and it was a shock as the temp went way below freezing (-7C?) and the following morning (it was a long, cold sleepless night) everything was frozen even inside… even water in the kitchen sink. A look at the forecast resulted in a trip to Walmart to buy more layers… and we ended up buying each other Pyjamas for Valentine ’s Day.

Romance can only start when your teeth stop rattling in your mouth : )

We were not the only ones suffering everyone was a bit shell shocked by the cold including the 2 lads who parked next to us in the car park… using our RV to shelter from the biting wind while they cooked themselves breakfast (stove on the tarmac) after a night camping on the mountain!
California… we are undecided about it. If Texas was a big, brash, friendly used car salesman then California is more your smug, tanned, good looking guy sitting in the corner with shades on and perfect teeth. He says he an out of work actor but you know deep down that he will still be serving up Big Mac’s in ten years time. California looks good and in many ways is too perfect… its expensive and cold behind that polished smile – bit too much up it’s own arse maybe?



So where have we been… Few days in Joshua Tree National Park (Cottonwood)… down to Salton Sea (salt lake - smelly)… Anza-Bortegga State Park (primitive camping – miles from anywhere / anyone)… back to Joshua Tree (Black Rock Canyon – cold!)… Mojave Desert National Park (Kelso Dunes… sand)… Death Valley (6 days split between Furnace Creek and Stovepipe Wells).





Death Valley is unique – if you have been you will know what we mean. A totally alien landscape... it is like no other place on earth. It’s hot 80F, over 200ft below sea level and staggeringly beautiful. It seems remote - you can walk / drive all day and see hardly anyone and yet go back to your camp for a cold beer and watch a marathon race finish at the campground – only in America.




We both agreed that for sheer scale (you can see for over 100miles), scope (every rock and colour under the sun) and wow factor Death Valley was our clear Californian favorite.



Good News
- Uncle Sam has extended our Visa so we can stay until the end of Aug 2011.

As it’s too cold to go further North for a month or so we are going to cross into Nevada and head towards Las Vegas (to gamble the rest of the kids inheritance : )… more next time.

Den and Jane X







Wednesday, January 26, 2011

New Mexico and into Arizona

From Texas the plan was to mess around in New Mexico for a couple of weeks but when we got there the cold front that prompted a quick exit from Texas was threatening to force us into jeans again… so we stayed one night at Rock Hound State park and then into Arizona. Incidentally it is called that because unlike other parks you can legally collect up to 12 lbs of rock from the gem encrusted surrounding mountains… our visit was too brief to find a single diamond - but it was a stunning location.

Arizona was fantastic… no other word for it fantastic!


Take the saguaro (Sa wah roo) cactus - a universal symbol for desert in North America. They look like forests of people standing around on the hills and mountains as far as the eye can see cutting human silhouettes against the sunset sky. The local Indians respect them like people, having just one word for both people and saguaro’s. To them we come from the earth and go back into the earth so they are all part of us and we are part of them – cute!

They are symbolic in many other ways not least patience and passage of time – very little happens quickly in the desert. It takes a saguaro 50 years to grow to six foot and 75 years before they sprout an arm as the grow to a 50ft maximum (200+years)… storing 200 gallons of water from a single rain storm.

Just like most people they can be as prickly as hell if you push for that photo opportunity!


Much of Arizona is a desert and bound to be hell in summer but let’s face it for the 2 weeks that we were there it was warm, in the high 70’s, wall to wall sunshine set in a deep blue sky with just amazing sunsets – every day! What more can one ask for? Occasionally when you travel you can be lucky enough to witness the most unbelievable sunset.




We were lucky in Arizona, the pictures do not do them justice… For the second sunset, by good fortune, we decided to have a BBQ that night as we were camped only 10ft from the Colorado River. We enjoyed a glass of wine (no insects, just perfect)… watching the sun go down with California just 100ft across the river. This RV life has its good and not so good points but it does gives you access to views from your bedroom window that you could never find (or afford) at any hotel anywhere.

We have followed the following route… Kartchner Cavens (Benson) Tucson Mountain Park, Saguaro National Park, Organ Pipe National Monument (Mexican Border issues again), Usery Mountain Park (Phoenix… sunset 1), Alamo Lake (very remote and close up with the coyotes)… Cattail Cove (on Colorado river), Lake Havasu City (think old London Bridge SOLD (moved and rebuilt) by some yanks in the 60’s) and finally La Paz near the Parker Dam on the Colorado again (sunset 2).

After 5 months some stats from Jane’s diary… over 8000 miles across 12 states, staying in 10 National Parks and too many state parks for Jane to count tonight, while spending 25.7% of Chris, Kate, Taryn and Logan’s inheritance… only joking closer to 23% :)

After peering across the Colorado river into California for a week we have taken the plunge after a final look at how strange and quirky Arizona can be by a trip to the world’s largest RV Rally turning the small 4000 population town of Quartzsite into a sea of RV’s parked for miles and miles into the desert… bringing over 300,000 people in them and yes you are right Bob and Mabel’s ville was not for us………………

Arizona we love you!

Jane and Den x

Monday, January 10, 2011

Texas...

We leave Texas more baffled than we would have expected. It started all so stereotypically – cowboy hats, boots and that larger than life southern drawl but it hasn’t really panned out like that after our month long journey in the USA’s 2nd largest state.

It is true to say that Texas is big… very BIG, dry, dusty, flat (mostly), with endless dead straight roads where the perspective offers a shimmering, hypnotic infinity, distorted only by an ever present heat haze. However, scratch below the surface and the almost universal image of Texas as the iconic representation of all things American is just too simplistic. In the Rio Grande valley in December you are more likely to find a Canadian Snowbird or a Mexican drug runner than a Texan!



The remote south and western areas of Texas hide an uncomfortable truth from much of the rest of the USA. The rugged, quiet (and often mountainous) Rio Grande river border is stunningly beautiful but an increasingly unsettled area as the USA comes under attack from drug cartels across the border in Mexico. We heard gunfire everyday (and night) over Christmas at Laredo but everyone tells you the same story – stay on the US side and you are safe – DO NOT go into Mexico! So we didn’t, although we did go within a few inches on a couple of occasions.

The border is the river and at this time of the year you can walk across and illegal immigrants often do. Up until 2002 you could walk across the border – have lunch – and return virtually anywhere. Now the penalty for crossing and then re-entering illegally is 1 year imprisonment!

However, the more significant and subtle attack on the USA from my point of view is the creeping Hispanic influence – most people here are of Mexican extraction and Spanish is the language of the majority of the people in south Texas. The US may have taken Texas from Mexico in 1848 but from what we have seen that may not be the end of it!

Jane has just read the above and said “What a load of pretentious twaddle” - Don’t you just love her!

So after a month in Texas where have we actually been…

We made our way down the Gulf Coast to Galveston Island, Brazos Bend (near Huston), Lake Texana, Lake Corpus Christi, Padre Island, Mustang Island, Kingsville (largest remaining cattle ranch in Texas), Rio Honda for a bit of walking and birding (what us Brits call bird watching :). Then we travelled West along ‘the Valley’ (Rio Grande river valley) from Brownsville to Mission. We camped at two, 500+ private ‘Winter Texan’ full facility type RV resorts. More like an OAP rally and not really us in this hot and heavily developed few miles… but excellent for a bit of Christmas shopping!

Then North to Falcon Dam, Lake Casa Blanca (Laredo, Christmas) then further North to Garner State Park (Concom) and on to Seminole Canyon (New Year).

From Seminole it was West on the 2nd Jan into Big Bend National Park. The park consist of 800,000 acres that includes an entire mountain range and looks likes God’s playground with every geological anomaly you could wish for and a night sky that you could only imagine. It’s a remote park, we were alone for most of the time – not even radio here, no mobile or internet… in fact we did not have any electric or water hook-ups either. We didn’t see any bears or mountain lions – just as well because it’s bad enough when the coyotes start howling (at dusk). It was a good feeling to be able to lock the RV doors and go to bed…

From Big Bend, North again along the Texas Mountain Trail – Alpine then Marfa where we spent all night at the Marfa Lights Viewing Centre watching the unexplained lights. Not sure about aliens but it spooked the RV to the point where the battery died and we were then stuck at the centre alone the following morning – another story.
Finally Fort Davis in the mountains (dinner at mile high Indian Lodge) and the following day a trip to the McDonalds! McDonald Observatory - 7,000 ft, mountain top site to visit worlds 3rd largest telescopes and attend a ‘Star party’ that evening. Amazing – cold, as the party was all outside but included viewing the night sky through several large telescopes… from Orion’s nebula and star nurseries to Jupiter and her four moons – just one word - amazing!

What were our favourite bits of Texas?



Jane…

it had to be Big Bend – clean, clear air, unbelievable night sky and incredible mountain vistas including our hikes to Hot Springs and Santa Elena Canyon in the warm winter sunshine.









Mule deer at Fort Davis (including one particular doe who was keen to have tea with us) and road runners – beep, beep… zoom!

The pictographs (rock paintings) at the Fate Bell shelter in Seminole Canyon.










Den…

Big Bend’s remoteness, little one horse towns and McDonalds Star Party… naturally … Oh and driving the 10 ton tank, 13 miles down the mountain in the dark afterwards in a clean pair of trousers and bicycle clips!






We are now off to New Mexico for a flying visit and then into warmer Arizona as we attempt to out run a cold front (freezing day and night in the mountains and high plains of central USA) Even if we can put up with the cold for a few days the RV's water system can't!

Cheers

Den and Jane X

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Christmas Day 2010



In the end our Christmas day was much like any other year…

phone calls to absent loved ones, too much food, drink and sunshine : )

Cup of tea, presents opening in bed, a walk around the lake,









detour to the local church,









Christmas dinner, odd glass of champagne.



We watched the sun go down with the Christmas tree slowly taking on the role of providing the warm glow. Then a bit of a picky tapas tea and that carefully selected DVD – Inception. It was excellent – one that we need to watch twice… just as well as we don’t have that many and there is only so much Mexican radio anyone can take.

Then bed listening to the fireworks (Mexicans across the border we assume)





Christmas – DONE!

Thank you for your Christmas greetings and messages. It was great to get so many emails and to speak to the children (bless ‘em) and family.

We are thinking about you all at this special time.

On the 27th we go further north (Garner State Park, Cocan, Texas) and then on the 29th off west to Seminole Canyon State Park (Constock, Texas) for the New Year including a tour of the renowned? Fate Bell Shelter - ancient Indian pictographs (cave paintings to us).

Jan 2nd 2011!! will see us venture into the mountains (Big Bend National Park, Fort Davis, Guadalupe NP etc) and a rather cold awakening we think – jeans and socks are washed and ready.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Den and Jane X

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Our Christmas Day 2010 ?

**** MERRY CHRISTMAS ***
and a HAPPY NEW YEAR ***

So you have the turkey, telly (Strictly Special – damn!) and that old Bond movie to watch in front of a warm fire with a few flurries of snow to help complete a picture postcard Christmas. Our Christmas is likely to be a bit unconventional this year – but to give you an idea of our options for the festive period...
Watch the sun go down – again!

Decide if it is shorts or jeans and socks… only joking it’s ALWAYS shorts : )


Look at the picture of when we met the Queen on her visit to the US

Get into another argument with Lasko (long story) about Den’s age

Try on our Christmas hats and pull our Christmas crackers (all handmade as neither is available over here)


Feed the local alligators

Do yet another page for the blog – haven’t we got anything better to do?

Visit Mr President… he was out last time

Pretend we are interested in when the last Space Shuttle is actually going to take off


Marvel at how cheap the Chinese can manufacture stuff (everything) for the US markets… take our amazing $15 Christmas tree for example

Open our presents under the Christmas tree…

Try having a Christmas chat with anyone in the US… without getting into an argument about the Obama Health reforms.

Watch that old Bond movie we bought in the $5 bargain bucket at Wal-Mart’s

Pray that the RV’s little Combo oven and Dr Who’s tardis both operate on the same fundamental principles governing time and space

Go swimming in the lake - not another 'gator pun :(

Go to Wendy’s etc and watch any waitress’ face when you order regular coffee… with the 'SUPER size me' culture it's only 10 cents more for large - only an idiot orders anything regular.

Ride our bikes – without a Queen sing-a-long “We like to ride our bicycles’…

Microwave that ‘Betty Crocker’ Festive Eggnog and Pumpkin Yuletide cake mix – scary!

Drink cheap Californian Champagne and toast your good health

Do our laundry and make out that it is all part of trimming up the RV for Christmas?

Invite the Mexican(s) that have just appeared, in for a glass of sherry… we are only 3 miles from the border and yes Chris you are right - Laredo is bandit country!

Make ourselves ill by eating another piece of that bloody huge Key Lime Pie Jane insisted on buying… I said it was too big for our little freezer (he was wrong!).


What we actually did… sorry but you will just have to wait until Boxing Day for those pictures

Have a wonderful Christmas Day - Cheers! Jane and Den


Tuesday, December 7, 2010

SatNav Suzie goes ‘Off Road’…

We are in Texas - Ye Ha!… after a couple of cooler nights we decided to make a run for the Mexican border and the Valley (Rio Grande river valley) to become ‘Winter Texans’

There is a complete industry made up of people like us, known as Snowbirds – RVers from the frozen north of the USA going south to hide from the worst of the winter. Texas loves RV's and welcomes Snowbirds with open arms (and open cash registers) making them all honouree ‘Winter Texans’. We have not yet got to the centre of the Snowbird migration (south of Corpus Christi and along the Rio Grande eastern valley) but this area looks more like our Christmas location.

So far we have resisted getting the cowboy boots, chaps and hat (Stetson) but are already feeling a bit out of place when filling up at the gas station. Texans are a pretty friendly lot but not keen on vegetarians… ‘I knew a vegetarian once… welcome to cattle country son’ : )

We have continued to travel along the Gulf Coast though Alabama (Mobile) then into Mississippi (Gulfport) and Louisiana (Lake Fausse Pointe). The things that stick in our minds are wet lands, hundreds of bridges (very long bridge on route into New Orleans) and hurricane damage. Hurricane Katarina may have been in 2005 but the damage in some areas was total and everything, literally everything is either lost, wrecked, waiting for repair or new. The state park we stayed at experienced 146MPH winds, inches of rain and a huge sea surge and had only just partially opened after loosing all of its buildings, infrastructure (roads, power, water etc) and over 8000 trees… this area was just one giant building site.

From Louisiana we crossed the Texan border and on to Galveston Island… where we watched the sunset over the lagoon with the pelicans fishing from our bedroom (no not the pelicans fishing from our bedroom, us watching the sunset from there….) and moaned about SatNav Suzie.


SatNav Suzie? Mother named her when she nearly lost it in the Blue Ridge Mountains ‘recalculating’ herself to a standstill and finally giving up totally lost. Well Phyllis, she is still up to her old tricks. Don’t get it wrong, Suzie is a fantastic tool and we would not be without her. She gets it right 99% of the time but that 1% can be scary.
En route to a fairly remote State Park in Louisiana she took us down a 20mile dirt track. Even at 15MPH it virtually shook the RV apart. The continuous vibrations for over an hour turned the milk in the fridge into butter fat… another 5 miles and we could have scooped it out with a knife! Then yesterday we were happily driving towards the bridge over to Galveston Island when we were forced to stop in a queue with some official looking guy asking us to make sure our LPG (Propane) was switched off? The first we know about what is going on is when Suzie who had been silent for the last 20 miles comes out with… ‘board ferry’ ???

In the valley of the blind, the one eyed man (or woman) is king : )


Finally… ** Happy Birthday Ronnie **, gone but still in our thoughts and hearts...


Take care - stay warm.


Den and Jane

Monday, November 29, 2010

Florida – the Sunshine state… done!

So we finally leave Florida after crawling over much more of the state than we originally planned. The sun certainly did shine with only a few hours rain and temperatures above 75F everyday and above 60F at night - except for a couple of cold nights. No, you’re right; we were not really expecting any sympathy given how cold it is in the UK right now. We have walked and sunbathed on some amazing beaches often totally alone – where is everybody? Maybe it isn’t cool to be seen on a beach in Florida in the fall? After finally getting a strategy for dealing with the mozzies (the worst bit) Florida has really grown on us in the last weeks. The Florida State Parks offer an oasis – the real Florida (their words). The parks offer a different experience from our previous trip to Disney where everything is possible - including a mouse with three fingers! Both are fun but one is disappearing fast (Florida wetlands at 2% pa) that in time maybe the only place you will be able to experience the real Florida is as part of a Disney experience………..

Lots of wildlife in Florida. We have seen deer, alligators, three snakes and numerous different birds and countless flying things (crickets etc). The more rewarding sightings include osprey, bald eagles, manatees, racoons (bandits), armadillos (sound and act like a tank coming through the bush), tortoise, turtle(s), dolphins and manta ray.

So just to update you where we have been since Cape Canaveral and the shuttle - the damn thing never did take off! Here is our route…

South along the Atlantic coast… Palm Beach Through the Everglade National Park (our 4th NP)
Down to the Florida Keys – Long Key
National Cypress Reserve with alligators everywhere – hundreds of them!
North up the Gulf Coast… Naples, St Petersburg
Then Orlando (RV’s choice not ours)… a long story - it was scheduled for a new Grey water tank but that is now set for Phoenix, Arizona in the New Year.


Lake Kissimmee, Lake Louisa, Manatee Springs, Apalachicola National Forest.
Finally along the Pan handle (Florida looks a bit like a saucepan) St Georges Island, St Joseph, St Andrews and Henderson Beach derogatively referred to as Red Neck Riviera (lots of holiday makers from Georgia – think Blackpool) and finally into Alabama on the 1st Dec

Now done around 5000 miles and the RV is ready for a lube (oil change)

Rather than a detailed and endless overview we thought we would give you a couple specific highlights each and then a joint favourite.

Jane’s highlights’ include…

Dolphins, (two different types) playing in St Joseph’s Bay on Thanksgiving morning.
Manatee Springs – Manatees, nine deer approached us at dusk, racoons and Den racing an armadillo to the toilet block on his bike. (Yes, Den, not the armadillo, was on the bike - he spooked it and it shot off in the same direction)


Den’s best bits…

Night sky - Flamingo Bay, deep in the Everglades. No light pollution, just stunning.
Sunset at Long Key (previous blog) and anything at St Joseph Peninsular beach with its acres of dunes of brilliant white sand that looks just like snow. Opps! Sorry, we mentioned the weather again : ).


And the WINNER IS…

***** Jane’s courgette and feta tart birthday meal *****

Take care. Jane and Den X

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